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hey legit why the fuck did everybody on the internet hate dark souls 2? like this game is at least as good as the first and honestly maybe a little better

8 hours ago

theauspolchronicles:

It’s essential that people realise that the hard-won success of the last few years could be undone overnight by a single act of compassion in bringing 20 people from Manus to Australia.” - Peter Dutton

Fuck Peter “The Literal Devil” Dutton and his cruelty. Spread compassion. Donate to ASRC, Contact MPs and Senators, protest, teach people that refugees are people and deserve to live a life free from torture and oppression, and #bringthemhere.

9 hours agotheauspolchronicles 202 notes

commissarchrisman:

fuckyounasaandyourmama:

wizardshark:

wizardshark:

“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$

But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right

they literally removed the audio plugin and called it a benefit that it can now only work with their arbitrary wireless headphones. They coloured the phones a pinky gold and sold it for twice as much.

This isn’t a drag against you this is a drag against apple, the company. Their products are price hiked to an insane, impossible degree. They aren’t selling you the product, they are selling you the superiority of being able to smugly say you have an iphone. 

They deliberately built up a culture of apple supremacy (especially as a class barrier but i aint even gonna go into that), and now people are making posts like “lmao android users have a bad camera” (they dont) or “lmao android users send bad snapchats” (the android version of snap is deliberately coded to force lower resolution images in order to, surprise, get people saying that exact thing to further encourage #iphoneculture)

Buy an iphone if you want lord knows I’ve bought frivolouss things but can you PLEASE recognize youre being deceived??? theyre playing you every single time you make a post about your iphone and buy into their culture to squeeze more and more money out of you and divide the market and inevitably the classes. 

lol android users be like

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Here’s a handy graph for where the value goes in the sale of an iPhone. 58% of a sale is profit for Apple, while the workers who assemble the phone in China receive the equivalent of 1.8% of the value. It’s much the same with Samsung should Android users decide to be Like That

9 hours agonoisephiliawizardshark 77,114 notes

bilbo-swwaggins:

I need everyone to witness what i witnessed at the zoo today

9 hours agokrafteasymacbilbo-swwaggins 37,998 notes

i need a pair of those gloves that you can use your phone with so i can play pokemon go at night without my hand falling off from frostbite after 10 minutes

13 hours ago 1 note

flanneldragon:

PEGGLE

T W O

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14 hours agosnarthurtflanneldragon 2,960 notes

guess who just lodged her 2016-2017 tax return 8 months late

15 hours ago 1 note#it's me i'm an idiot

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

yall couldn’t exercise even the smallest portion of restraint or self-respect so now i have to see fanart of the white robotwink from the shitty racist game made by a sex offender on the tumblr radar

“yeah detroit become human may be a shitty game that appropriates elements of real world civil rights movements to tell a bad racist story and david cage may be a hack excuse for a writer who has yet to face consequences for the sexual abuse reports brought against him but look! a moderately attractive skinny white dude! i can’t NOT support this game!”

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YOU ASTRONOMICALLY STÜPID MOTHERFUCKERS

16 hours agosnarthurtskarchomp 5,916 notes

gayreinhardt:

i love it when gibbons sit down and fold in on themselves. very polite

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16 hours agoskeletonpendejagayreinhardt 1,311 notes

therubberfruit:

Just like in the movie.

17 hours agoaximili-esgarrouth-isthiltherubberfruit 27,042 notes
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